It’s your birthday and now you are one year older and still single. Sad isn’t it. Well now it’s time to get out there and find someone. By wearing this t-shirt you’ll guarantee* yourself at least a pity kiss if not an actual relationship. So buy it now before stocks run out and get a partner for life. All thanks to carbon clothing. Next year pass on your 1 year older and still single shirt to a friend.
Perfect for the single friend in your life.
*Not a guarantee.